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The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
正式的通告 謝謝陳小姐的翻譯
美國政府今天宣佈將國徽老鷹改為安全套，因為它更準確反映出政府的政治立場。
安全套會造成通貨膨脹，停止生產，且造成下一代的滅絕。受到政府保護的只有那些一束束如針氈一般的律令，並且當你實際上被擰緊時給你一種安全感
天殺的，實在沒有比那更準確﹗
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